90 के दशक में एक गाना बहुत चला ।यह प्रेमियों के जुबान पर था। धीरे धीरे प्यार को बढ़ाना है ।हद से गुजर जाना है ।यह सिलसिला प्रेम गली से कॉर्पोरेट गली तक आ गई है। धीरे धीरे कस्टमर बढ़ाना है ।हद से गुजर जाना है ।आजकल कम्पनीयाँ शुरू में ग्राहकों को लॉलीपॉप खिला रहीं हैं, फ्री में और हम खा रहे हैं । मुफ्त का माल उड़ाने का हर कोई मजा लेना चाहता है। जब फ्री में मिल रहा है ।तो सभी एकजुट होकर मजा लेते हैं । लेकिन यह प्यार हद से गुजरता है। तो सभी कड़ाहने लगते हैं । कम्पनी का नीति सच्चाई का नीति है । वह पहले उद्घोषणा कर चुकी होती है ।कस्टमर यानी कष्ट से मर। धीरे-धीरे मर। पहले योजना सरकार लेकर आई- पहले आओ पहले पाओ।
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Shared by “the world’s fo(u)rth worst + worst-selling (absolutely) writer + Information and Inspiration Distributer, Incorrigible Encourager and People-builder”
Together, one mind, one life (one small step at a time), let’s see how many people (and lives) we can encourage, impact, empower, enrich, uplift and perhaps even inspire to reach their fullest potentials…and strive for and perhaps one sunny day even achieve their wildest dreams.
Driven (“crazy”??) to encourage, uplift, impact and perhaps even inspire PPS Best wishes from the First City to see the sun (in summer) …and we’re also the first to see the sunset and the stars (in winter-time)
The church doesn’t want to kill the rats so they trap them and release them far away, but the next day they are back.
Next they try ask them politely to leave, still they won’t budge.
Finally the priest has one last idea, he baptized all the rats.
Now they only come at Christmas and Easter.
man walked into a bar. He sat down and asked the bar tender “If I impress you, can I have a free drink?”. The bar tender said sure, so the man reached in his pocket and pulled out a tiny piano. He then pulled out a small rat and set it by the piano. It crawled on to the bench and began playing
music. The bar tender was amazed, so he gave the man a beer. Next, the man said “If I impress you even more, can I have free drinks for life?”. The bar tender didn’t think it was possible, so he agreed. The man pulled a frog out of his pocket, and it began to sing by the piano. The bar tender smiled and told the man that he was impressed. A man in a suit with a cane walked into the bar, saw the small animals, and offered to buy them for $2 million. The owner said no, but he offered to sell the frog for $500k. The rich man agreed, took the frog, and left. The bar tender couldn’t believe the owner just did that and said “Why did you just sell the frog?! There is no singing now!”. The owner laughed and said “Don’t worry; the rat is a ventriloquist!”.
Two professors of economics were walking down a road when they saw a dead rat.
The older one said – “If you eat this, I’ll pay you ₹10,000”. The younger one makes a quick cost-benefit analysis and finally eats the rat.
The younger professor experiences a bad after-taste and wants the older professor to experience the same. When he sees another dead rat on the road, he dares the professor to eat it in exchange for the old ₹10,000. The senior professor, eager to recover his reckless bet, eats it.
After a few minutes of walking silently, the younger professor finally says – “Looks like we’ve been eating dead rats for free.”
The older professor remarks, “But don’t forget we just added ₹ 20,000 to the GDP!”
“the totally unmusical pie piper (from “Sleepy Hollow”)”
Shared by “early bird” (very) * craig
* my “best” time (by far)
“Information and Inspiration Distributer, Incorrigible Encourager and People-builder” *
* not bridges (thank goodness)!
Well my family and friends say I’m “safest” just writing and sharing
Driven to share, uplift, encourage and (perhaps even) inspire
“Live each day as if it’s your last…
and one day you’ll be right!
So it may be better and safer for you following the rats!
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it’s already tomorrow in scenic and tranquil ‘little’ New Zealand
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